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It must have been one of those years because in all the provinces around it, other people had also become fascinated with smart people, and what could be smarted than nuclear? So it was in that fateful year, just everybody had to have a smart person lead them. All across the kingdom, and in the famous capitol far away by the opposite ocean, the people appointed a man to rule over them who knew nuclear stuff. In his later years the man who knew nuclear stuff became obsessed with pounding nails into wooden boards and, in his spare times, overseeing fair elections held by various tyrants. Continue reading →