The Beginning of the New American Oligarchy, First Edition

How Our Government Now Works:

Welcome to Czarist Amerika!

 

The Messiah, our Dear Leader
finger_of_the_o
Disinformation Specialist

 
1. Wife of Dear Leader:
Michelle Obama
michelle
Health Care Specialist for the Disadvantaged.
2. Ultimate White House Insider:
Valerie Jarrett
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White House Senior Adviser and;
Housing Specialist
3. White House Senior Adviser
David Axelrod
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Master Propagandist and;
Health Care Specialist
 
White House Chief of Staff
Rahm Emmanuel
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Senior Advisor to Congess and the Media and;
Minister of Propaganda and Enforcement and;

Brother of Dr. Death, Ezekiel J. Emanuel
Chair of the Clinical Center Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health and;
Member
Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness Research signed into Federal law in The Stimulous Bill, aka HR1
 

Current and Future Table of Czars Appointed by the Messiah

These are the personal choices for Czars our Glorious Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, made in our best interests to regulate every aspect and detail of our lives from our cradles to our early and untimely graves:

1. Science Czar:
John Holdren
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Senate Confirmed
Director
Office of Science and Technology Policy and;
Eugenics and
Population Control Advisor
2. Regulatory Czar:
Cass Sunstein
cass_sunstein
Senate Confirmed
Director
Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs and;
Quality Adjusted Life Years
   
3. Health Care Czar:
Nancy-Ann Min DeParle
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Director
White House Office of Health Reform and;
Chief Health Care Lobbyiest
4. Green Jobs Czar:
Van Jones RESIGNED
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Special Advisor for Green Jobs
Enterprise and Innovation in the White House and;
Self-Proclaimed Communist and;
Founding Board Member: Color of Change and;
Coordinator for the Removal of Unapproved Speech

5. Climate Czar:
Todd Stern
todd_stern
Special Envoy
Climate Change and;
Disciple of Worlds’s Newest Religion
6. Energy Czar:
Carol M. Browner
carol_m_browner
Assistant to the President
White House Office of Energy and Climate Change and;
Disciple of Worlds’s Newest Religion
   
7. Information Czar:
Vivek Kundra
vivek_kundra
Chief Information Officer and;
Chief Watchdog for Theft and Fraud
8. Urban Affairs/Housing Czar:
Adolfo Carrion
adolfo_carrion
Director
White House Office of Urban Affairs Policy and;
Lead Shakedown Artist
   
9. Faith-Based Czar:
Joshua Dubois
joshua_dubois
Director of the White House Office
of Faith-Based and
Neighborhood Partnerships and;
Head Islamic Fund Rasier
10. FCC Diversity Czar:
Mark Lloyd
mark_lloyd
Newly Appointed to a Position That Never Existed Before and;
Head of White House Censorship Division and;
Avocate for Free Speach For Liberals Only Program.
   
11. Pay Czar:
Kenneth Feinberg
kenneth_feinberg
Treasury Appointment
Special Master
TARP Executive Compensation and;
Confiscatory Special Master Criminal
12. Afghanistan Czar:
Richard Holbrooke
richard_holbrooke
US Envoy
Pakistan and Afghanistan and;
Lead Islamic Appeaser

13. AIDS Czar:
Jeffrey Crowley
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Director
Office of National AIDS Policy
14. Car Czar – reappointed as Manufacturing Tzar:
Ron Bloom
ron_bloom
Head
Auto Task Force
   
15. Cyberspace/Internet Fraud Czar:
Melissa Hathaway
melissa-hathaway
Director
White House Office of Cybersecurity
16. Drug Czar:
Gil Kerlikowske
gil_kerlikowske
Director
Office of National Drug Control Policy
   
17. Economic Czar:
Paul Volcker
paul_volcker
Chairman
Economic Recovery Advisory Board
18. Education Czar:
Arne Duncan
arne_duncan
Secretary of Education
   
19. Great Lakes Czar:
Cameron Davis
cameron_davis
Great Lakes Czar
20. Mideast Policy Czar:
Dennis Ross
dennis_ross
Special Advisor
Iran, the Persian Gulf and Southwest Asia
   
21. Middle-East Peace Czar:
George Mitchell
george_mitchell
Special Envoy
Middle East
22. Performance Czar:
Jeffrey Zients
jeffrey_zients
Chief Performance Officer
   
23. Safe Schools Czar:
Kevin Jennings
kevin_jenning
Assistant Deputy Secretary
Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools
24. Sudan Czar:
J. Scott Gration
j_scott_gration
Special Envoy to Sudan
   
25. Technology Czar:
Aneesh Chopra
aneesh_chopra
Federal Chief Technology Officer
26. Terrorism Czar:
John Brennan
john_brennan
Deputy National Security Advisor
Homeland Security
   
27. Violence Against Women Czar:
Lynn Rosenthal
lynn_rosenthal
White House Advisor
Violence Against Women
28. War Czar:
Douglas Lute
douglas_lute
Assistant to the President
Deputy National Security Advisor
Iraq and Afghanistan
   
29. Weapons Czar:
Ashton Carter
ashton_carter
Under Secretary
Defense for Acquisition, Technology, and Logistics
30. WMD Czar:
Gary Samore
gary_samore
National Security Council Staff
   
31. Bailout Czar:
Neel Kashkari
neel _kashkari
Treasury Appointment
Interim Assistant Secretary
Treasury for Financial Stability
32. Border Czar:
Alan Bersin (Former US attorney)
alan_bersin
Senate Confirmed
Assistant Secretary for International Affairs and
Special Representative for Border Affairs
US Department of Homeland Security
   
33. Stimulus Accountability Czar:
Earl Devaney
earl_devaney
Senate Confirmed
Inspector General
US Department of the Interior
34. Tarp Czar:
Herb Allison
herb_allison
Senate Confirmed
Assistant Secretary for Financial Stability
US Department of the Treasury
   
35. Guantanomo Closure Czar:
Danny Fried
daniel_fried
Secretary of State Appointment
US Department of State
Special Envoy
36. Intelligence Czar:
Admiral Dennis Blair
admiral_dennis_blair
Presidential Appointment with Advice and Consent of the Senate
Director of National Intelligence
   
37. California Water Czar
David J. Hayes
david_j_hayes
38. Auto Recovery Czar
Ed Montgomery
ed_montgomery

Czars Awaiting Presidential Appointment
39. Copyright Czar:
Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator
Not appointed yet.
40. Land-Use Czar:
Not appointed yet.
   
41. Income Redistribution Czar:
Not appointed yet.
42. Latin American Czar:
Not appointed yet.
   
43. Mortgage Czar:
Not appointed yet.
42. Radio-Internet Fairness Czar:
Not appointed yet.
   
44. Student Loan Czar:
Not appointed yet.
45. Voter List Czar:
Not appointed yet.
   
46. Zoning Czar:
Not appointed yet.
 

In Case You Still Cannot Understand The Message:

Senate Majority (Dem) Leader Harry Reid has a special message just for you!

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