Our Savior Rescues Our Retirement
Fret no more, the Wondrous One has saved us again.
He has personally issued this replacement for the horrible $1 bill with some dead white guy on it:
Here is His replacement for the $10 bill:
So head down to your nearest Tim Geithner sponsored Federal Treasury outlet for your replacements. We are all millionaires now! The One has fulfilled his promises – we will never have to worry about our debts again.
Another step in the continuing process of making your money worthless – in the spirit of creating an ongoing crisis to better size more power and more control over erstwhile worthless citizens’ lives.