US Treasury Releases New Special Stimulus Currency

Our Savior Rescues Our Retirement

Fret no more, the Wondrous One has saved us again.

He has personally issued this replacement for the horrible $1 bill with some dead white guy on it:

The $8 Bill

Here is His replacement for the $10 bill:

The $1,000,000 Bill

So head down to your nearest Tim Geithner sponsored Federal Treasury outlet for your replacements. We are all millionaires now! The One has fulfilled his promises – we will never have to worry about our debts again.

Another step in the continuing process of making your money worthless – in the spirit of creating an ongoing crisis to better size more power and more control over erstwhile worthless citizens’ lives.

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