Category Archives: Satire

Memorializing Our Democatic Party Benefactors on Christmas

Democrats Ensure America Will No Longer Be the Last Best Hope of Earth “Barack Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are right about one thing – they are indeed making history. But their legacy will not be what they think. … Continue reading

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Hummers Rejected, Pedophile Adored

It was likely that China had to reject the Hummer brand since the Cap N’ Tax bill will mandate that the US force other trading partners to comply with it or face restrictions. With China’s massive polution problems, they had … Continue reading

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Bedtime Stories I Did Not Read to My Children

It must have been one of those years because in all the provinces around it, other people had also become fascinated with smart people, and what could be smarted than nuclear? So it was in that fateful year, just everybody had to have a smart person lead them. All across the kingdom, and in the famous capitol far away by the opposite ocean, the people appointed a man to rule over them who knew nuclear stuff. In his later years the man who knew nuclear stuff became obsessed with pounding nails into wooden boards and, in his spare times, overseeing fair elections held by various tyrants. Continue reading

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US Treasury Releases New Special Stimulus Currency

Our Savior Rescues Our Retirement Fret no more, the Wondrous One has saved us again. He has personally issued this replacement for the horrible $1 bill with some dead white guy on it: The $8 Bill Here is His replacement … Continue reading

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