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Bedtime Stories I Did Not Read to My Children

It must have been one of those years because in all the provinces around it, other people had also become fascinated with smart people, and what could be smarted than nuclear? So it was in that fateful year, just everybody had to have a smart person lead them. All across the kingdom, and in the famous capitol far away by the opposite ocean, the people appointed a man to rule over them who knew nuclear stuff. In his later years the man who knew nuclear stuff became obsessed with pounding nails into wooden boards and, in his spare times, overseeing fair elections held by various tyrants. Continue reading

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The US Constitutional Convention of 2009

I Attend the new Constitutional Convention of 2009 Arrival: Well, here we are. It was a struggle just getting tickets to attend. Getting in, however, was easier than supposed. Being a master of disguise, I succeeded in entering the building … Continue reading

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The Coming Age of Obama. A Prediction

As Obama Vows to Change the World So We Make a Prediction We make a prediction about the coming Age of Obama, his government, his plans, and the long-term consequences. Elected by over-anxious, self-seeking voters, the Obama government will be … Continue reading

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Why It Is No Longer Necessary To Think About Anything

From the Alternate History Series Liberals is idiots Back in the early spring of ’08, the PIF read the comment below on one of those nasty right-wing internet sites – fortunately, when the New Fairness Doctrine was reinstated, it, like … Continue reading

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